About The Blogger

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Though Kira Asley is now an international woman of mystery, she had humble beginnings in the suburbs of New Jersey where she wrestled the Jersey Devil for fun and defended the locals by wrangling deer ticks the size of small ponies.

She’s wanted to be an author since she was nine-years-old and wrote a very disturbing story about her baby sister being taken hostage by living animal crackers.

Now she blogs about stuff. You should read it.